Curtvile's Comicblog

heavenhev:

One day there was a boy on his computer laughing at some Chuck Norris jokes. His dad came in, looked at the screen and said “Chuck Norris ehm? Well, Clint Eastwood eats Chuck for breakfast”

The boy asked “Then why are there only jokes about Chuck Norris on the internet?”

He looked his son in the eyes and said with the most badass voice ever: “Because Clint Eastwood ain’t no joke.”